Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough or Goose Island IPA
Category: Baking Supplies
Jun212020
Who doesn't like chocolate chip cookies? But Goose Island IPA is really good. It must have been a hard one, but good decision!
Oven Roasted Turkey Wrap or Bud Ice
Category: Deli
Jun142020
COVID-19 Lock-Down Toilet Paper or Budweiser
Category: Household Items
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Someone has their priorities straight during the COVID-19 lock-down.
All The Broth or Lagunitas IPA
Category: Baking Supplies
Mar012020
Organic free range chicken, low sodium beef flavored broth and chicken broth? A little of everything there in exchange for not a bad beer at all.
Roasted Red Pepper Hummus Single Serve On-The-Go Packs or Corona Premier
Category: Condiments
Mar012020Single serve on-the-go hummus? Another easy decision, even if it was for low-calorie Corona.
Bag of Lettuce or Modelo Especial
Category: Produce
Feb232020That's one sad looking bag of salad. Easy choice.
Tomatoes or Corona
Category: Produce
Feb232020
Restaurant Style Salsa or Samuel Adams Cold Snap White Ale
Category: Condiments
Jan262020I'll never understand why marketing departments feel the need to put "Restaurant Style" on food packaging. Just makes me think someone spit or put their dick in it during preparation, just like in a restaurant. Mmmm... "Restaurant Style". Good choice going with the beer.
Orange Jell-O Gelatin Snacks or Pabst Blue Ribbon Easy
Category: Snacks
Dec242019I've never had PBR Easy (light). But I've got to imagine it's terrible. Not sure if it's better or worse than orange Jell-O snack packs. But either way, this person has terrible taste.
And on Christmas Eve?!? Were they deciding which to have for Christmas dinner? I'm glad I wasn't invited to this baby Jesus celebration.
Two-Bite Brownies or Angry Orchard Hard Cider
Category: Bakery
Oct052019
Fun Sized Snickers or Bud Light
Category: Snacks
Sep012019
Lay's Classic Potato Chips or Anything Else
Category: Snacks
Mar102018Not sure what the upgrade even was here. Redd's Hard Apple Cider? Twisted Tea Original Hard Iced Tea? A 40oz'er? In any case, beer (or at least alcohol of some sort) was the victor.
Listerine Cool Mint Zero Alcohol Mouthwash or Lagunita's Sumpin` Easy Ale
Category: Health & Beauty
Jan282018This was an easy one. Wait! This mouthwash has zero alcohol?
Angus Patio Steaks or Yuengling Lager
Category: Meat & Seafood
Jan222018Those steaks look good, but Yuengling Lager ain't terrible either. I imagine this was a very long decision.
Store Brand Cola or Rhinegeist Andromeda
Category: Beverages
Jan202018Bubble, Fizz, Gulp! Marketing can be so lame. Rhinegeist, on the other hand, makes amazing beer, easy choice.
Organic Sea Salt Black Pepper Popcorn or Bud Light
Category: Snacks
Jan202018I just can't see the same person deciding between a bag of organic popcorn and a case of Bud Light. I can (however) understand why Bud Light comes by the case. It takes about 15 just to get a slight buzz as it's only 4.2% alcohol. A real man's beer is 7% alcohol at least.
Remind me again why Bud Light exist? Fat guys longing to get in shape that have no tastebuds after years of taking hot viscous fluids to the mouth?
Boneless Skinless Chicken Thighs or Redd's Wicked Apple
Category: Meat & Seafood
Jan102018
Newman's Own Pineapple Salsa or Mike's My Party Picks with HARD Watermelon Lemonade
Category: Condiments
Dec162017WTF is Mike's My Party Picks with HARD Watermelon Lemonade? Sounds like a drink actually designed for high school girls.