Frozen Breakfast Burrito or Natty Light (Natural Light)
Category: Frozen
Mar192017
Both of these are disgusting, and both will equally give you the squirts, but the combination is epic.
Both of these are disgusting, and both will equally give you the squirts, but the combination is epic.

Faced with the same hard decision that this shopper was - choosing between a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade or a sad, lonely evening meal of three hard-frozen dinners featuring rock-hard biscuits, mysteriously chunky gravy, and a "hardy" helping of they-keep-swiping-left - I can hardly blame the hero of our story for making the ultimate decision of choosing an all-liquid format for his evening sustenance.
Oddly enough, a day after finding this sad little shrine, I noticed a classified ad in the newspaper reading: MAN SEEKING WOMAN WHO LOVES HER LEMONADE HARD AND HER MEN SOFT.

